The American Kennel Club has a list of the top 10 breeds in the US.
10) Bull dogs, making pugs look cute since 1210.
9) Mops are popular?
8) The poodle, really? A very smart breed, but smart enough to know it looks really really stupid?
7) Everyone loves a weiner! (is that in bad taste?) Great dog, but it looks like they took a normal looking cute dog and stretched it out. Which I guess means you get extra dog. I'll take it, no mustard please.
6) Boxer. I have no witty comment
5) I'm perfectly ok with a beagle being #5
4) I demand a recount!!! Golden retrievers should be at wort 2 in this list
3) Great, a dog that is as warm and friendly as a German. Good choice people
2) Ok, I'll admit the Yorshire Terrier is small and cute, and my Aunt had one (Muffin). But this is a mini-mop. And very yappy
1) Everyone loves a big dumb Lab, I concede that one